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Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 8:48 pm
vomit. okay. here's the thing. i hate vomit. i hate seeing people vomit, i hate hearing it, i hate doing it. so i hate vomit. really seriously do. i know it sounds weird that i'm blogging about something i have such strong issues against. but i must say i have developed a new love for vegies. i swear i will have enough vegies and fruits for each meal. lost? let me give you this whole background. and then, i'm pretty such you'll be wanting to eat more vegies and fruits too. alright, so i'm on holiday. and i watch tv right? so i was watching Jamie Oliver's School Dinner. anyway, a little background on the show. Jamie (the naked chef) wants to change the dinners they serve in britain schools. originally they serve stuff like chicken nuggets, burgers and all those frozen food. so kids really enjoy those meals cause their nice. i mean i like them too cause they taste way better than certain types of food. so anyway, they have no proper food. and this is all they eat- even at home. its always chips and gravy, chips and sausages, beans and chicken nuggets. you get the picture. Jamie tries to change the menu on their school dinners but the kids won't accept it cause they aren't used to it and they think his food is gross and disgusting. i mean he cooks chicken, pasta and salad. like HELLO? you have a celebrity chef in your darn school kitchen. freaking eat it! it's a chance people are dying to have! so anyway, he was really stressed out about it and decided to get more information. so he goes to the local hospitals. and there, this pediatrician tells him kids get admitted because they suffer from constipation because of the lack of fiber in their diet and all the food get stuck in the colon and this may lead to cancer of the colon in future. now read carefully: the digested food(i.e the waste) has to come out one way or another. so some kids vomit. literally, they vomit semi-faeces. they vomit POOP, SHIT. or whatever you call it. that is so so so gross. seriously man. that was the ultimate. i have a new found love for fiber. and i seriously hope you do too. i'm so thankful we get proper food in our schools. i mean they don't even serve proper chicken in their canteens. at least we have fish and meat and all. okay. i hope you weren't eating or anything like that when you were reading this. so i hope i didn't make you puke or anything. anyway, i want to go to his restaurant, fifteen to eat. oh man. i wish. (: |